Girl Got Ass

A young girl searches for purpose and belonging in a conservative and abusive West Texas household.

Decorated Vietnam hero, Frank Vega returns home only to get shunned by society leaving him without a job or his high school sweetheart. It's not until forty years later when an incident on a commuter bus makes him a local hero where he's suddenly celebrated once again. But his good fortune suddenly turns for the worse when his best friend is murdered and the police aren't doing anything about it.

Two best friends embark on a cross country trip back to their hometown to attempt to win a pageant that eluded them as children.

When a giant alien spider escapes from a military lab and rampages across the city of Los Angeles, it is up to one clever exterminator and his security guard sidekick to kill the creature before the entire city is destroyed.

Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a super-hero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.

Don't tell my husband I have a big black dick in my ass. Ass does get better with age. Rich mama's being bad never looked so good!

Ass Parade!!